Writing my first book

When all else fails you write a book about it. If the thought of turning into one of those story telling people didn't scare me as much I would have started writing long ago. You see, books are a kind of failure, it is what happens when you know things that are worth knowing but can not put them to good use. Being a good writer isn't the success one should aim for, writing isn't about the writer, if anyone it is the reader who is of interest. This is where I tell you that readers are incredible un-reasonable people, like the rock star one does best by giving the audience things they already know. They will speak favorably of you if you do.